Dr. Jones Professor of Archaeology - Women's T-Shirt Size:L Parking the Pork Chop Express

Parking the Pork Chop Express out front should have been the first red flag

Smaller red block text below reads "IN THE WESTLAKE SHOPPING CENTER" and "DALY CITY

Bold navy blue curved text reads "MOUNTAINS AREN'T JUST FUNNY

with "ROLLER RINK" in bold black block letters below

and a toothy grin holds a baseball bat

Dr. Jones Professor of Archaeology - Women's T-Shirt Size:L Parking the Pork Chop ExpressListing "Obtainer of Rare Antiquities" on a business card is a classy way to say "grave robber with tenure." Marcus Brody vouching for your credentials doesn't make the resume less criminal. Inspired by Indiana Jones. The Details: Arched golden cream serif text reads "Expert Of The Occult" above "Obtainer Of Rare Antiquities." A distressed earth tone illustrated portrait of Dr. Jones in his brown fedora sits over Egyptian hieroglyphics in muted gold