Vernon's Gym - Unisex T-Shirt bowling and hot pink

and hot pink

and swoosh strokes

Three cartoon-style pepperoni pizza slices arranged in a fan formation sit below

Bold cyan text reads "HARRY ELLIS" above a high-contrast stencil-art portrait of Harry Ellis lounging back in a suit

finger pressed to his temple

Vernon's Gym - Unisex T-Shirt bowling and hot pinkVernon opening a gym called "Train to Crack Skulls" is peak bluster from a man whose toughest moment was cornering Bender in a closet with no witnesses. Shermer's saddest strip mall finally has an anchor tenant. Inspired by The Breakfast Club. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "VERNON'S GYM" above a cartoon portrait of Vernon in a yellow tank top curling a dumbbell, flanked by "SHERMER" and "ILLINOIS" in white and two yellow stars.