Milton's Red Stapler - Come and Take It - Unisex Tank Top Color:Asphalt Labeling a baseball swing "TOUCHDOWN"

Labeling a baseball swing "TOUCHDOWN" with the confidence of official merchandise is the purest form of psychological warfare against anyone who's ever owned a foam finger

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Booking a room at the Holiday Inn Cambodia comes with complimentary existential dread and a wake-up call you didn't request

Large distressed white block text below reads "DIBS

flanked by white text reading "Central California League" and green text reading "Estd 1910" with four stars

Milton's Red Stapler - Come and Take It - Unisex Tank Top Color:Asphalt Labeling a baseball swing "TOUCHDOWN"Replacing a cannon with a red Swingline is the most honest downgrade in revolutionary history. Milton turned out to be the only person who actually followed through on a threat, and nobody even noticed until the building was ashes. Inspired by Office Space. The Details: White five pointed star frames a cartoon portrait of Milton Waddams peering out with oversized glasses and a flat, unblinking expression. A red Swingline stapler sits below with