I'm Not Drunk I'm American Tee Size:L or showing up to brunch

or showing up to brunch where everyone pretends to be interested in Susan’s vacation photos

or powering through a Zoom call—all while letting the world know exactly what matters (and what can wait until after your nap)

or gifting to the confident queen in your crew who’s not afraid to flaunt her thighs or her wit

or raising an eyebrow at family dinners

📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL — Every body deserves to feel comfy and cute

I'm Not Drunk I'm American Tee Size:L or showing up to brunchYou know that moment when someone gives you a sideways look at the BBQ and youre like, Please, this is just how I celebrate? Yep, your sense of humor deserves a front row spotjust like this tee. Whether its backyard fireworks or casual Friday at the office, this funny shirt lets your American spirit (and your sarcasm) shine bright. The Im Not Drunk Im American tee is made for women who arent afraid to own the joke and the dance floorwrap yourself in