Spaulding Get Your Foot Off The Boat - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL Distressed navy woodcut-style illustration of

Distressed navy woodcut-style illustration of a turkey in profile displays detailed fanned tail feathers with small grass elements beneath

Distressed white arched text reads "TOWNIES" above curved text reading "WATERTOWN

flanked by red serif numerals "17" and "76

Every bruised knee just proved the concept

A golden-orange sun disc fills the upper portion with horizontal pink striped bands at the bottom

Spaulding Get Your Foot Off The Boat - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL Distressed navy woodcut-style illustration ofJudge Smails screaming at his grandson on the Flying Wasp is the purest distillation of country club rage ever committed to film. Spaulding deserved every decibel and probably a life jacket made of shame. Inspired by Caddyshack. The Details: Olive gold nautical rope forms an oval border with looped knots at the sides. Distressed white block text reads "SPAULDING," above "GET YOUR FOOT OFF" above "THE BOAT!" with light blue hand drawn wave accents