American As Apple Pie - Women's T-Shirt Size:XL " then "COAST GUARD YOUTH

" then "COAST GUARD YOUTH AUXILIARY" and "SINCE 1955

Drinkin' with Claus means the naughty list is just a to-do list

with blue text reading "BOWLING'S SHOW PLACE" to the right

inspired by the iconic SNL skit from NPR's Delicious Dish

Bottom text reads "IOWA STATE LEAGUE" in a distressed block font

American As Apple Pie - Women's T-Shirt Size:XL " then "COAST GUARD YOUTHApple pie became America's entire personality because no one wanted to claim the runner up, which was probably manifest destiny or ranch dressing. Stamping "as" on an apple like a rebus puzzle is the most aggressively sincere thing since a town bicentennial float. The Details: Curved cream serif text reads "American" in a vintage style with distressed texture. A retro illustration of an apple pie slice in tan and golden tones sits beside a red apple