Party in Slow Motion - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M Inspired by Real Genius

Inspired by Real Genius

" with crossed bats and a sledgehammer behind the central composition

because nobody calls 911 when a cookie snaps in half at the office party

all in weathered white ink with a heavy grunge texture overlay

inspired by The Sopranos

Party in Slow Motion - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M Inspired by Real GeniusPontoon boats are floating patios that somehow became the greatest threat to productivity in America. Speed would spill the drinks, so you just surrender to seven miles per hour and a sunset that looks airbrushed on a van in 1978. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "PARTY IN" above "SLOW MOTION," where "MOTION" appears in orange overlapping an orange half circle sun. Horizontal orange stripes extend across a white shoreline silhouette.